Another Facebook Status

Me: Kaydi Belle! Wake up, baby.
KB: *rustling blankets* I’m a little tired.
Me: Me, too, but Mommy has to go to work.
KB: I don’t want to get up.
Me: *putting on my hostage negotiating hat and trying not to panic* I understand, but you have to go to Grandma’s. I have to work, and if you don’t get up and get ready, I will be late and then I will get in trouble.
KB: *opens one eye, narrowly* For waking me up?