“The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense.”
– Thomas A. Edison
“Those at the top of the mountain didn’t fall there.”
Yet another funny Facebook status from my daughter centering around her life and her kids, KB.
*flipping through the channels, Joey stops at a women’s UFC fight*
KB: Daddy, tell that girl to get her head out of that girl’s vagoina.
Joey Collins: *struggling to stay serious* They are just fighting.
KB: Oh. *half a minute pause* So we are just going to stare at their butts now?
Joey: *changes channel to Food Network*
Another post from my daughters Facebook page detailing her every interesting interactions between herself and oldest daughter.
Made my daughter cry today. Went like this…
KB: I want a snake book from the library!
Me: No snakes. Ever. Inside, outside, to date…zero.
KB: They won’t be real, just pictures!
Me: I don’t care. The answer stands.
KB: *crying* But I like snakes.
Me: No, you dont, and you can read as many snake books at the library as you want, but they aren’t coming home. Here. Have a cookie.
KB: *accepts change of topic/bribe with gusto*