In the borrowed Facebook Status below KB is my Granddaughter, and Me is my Daughter. This stuff happens all the time. Sometimes some of them just need to be documented for the purpose of preserving them for the future.
KB: Turn on a movie for me.
KB: Fine. Go to bed. One…two…three! Why are you not in your bed?
Me: Bc you can’t tell me what to do.
KB: Well, we are playing house. I’m the mom. Honey, would you like to watch TV? I’ll turn it on for you. Or you could do it yourself.
KB: Are you laughing at me? That’s it. You’re going to sleep RIGHT NOW.
This kid is sly. She also has learned how to mom somewhere. I can’t imagine who from.
Meal time at my daughters house the other day. KB (granddaughter) comes up with yet another head shaking moment. This is yet again another of my adult daughters Facebook status driven by real life moments.
Me, to my daughter: You eat your dinner. You don’t eat, then you don’t get a dessert or snack or ANYTHING for the rest of the night.
*An hour later*
Me: *finds KB in the bathroom, guiltily eating her strawberry flavored toothpaste* Well, played, child. Well played.
As many of you know, I sometimes post the rather funny Facebook status’s of my adult daughter. The posts are funny because they almost always are quotes from her 4, going on 24 year old daughter.
The child is too smart for her age and comes up with some witty and funny quotes out of the blue. Below is yet another one:
KB: *referencing her brother* Mommy, can you put this child to bed? He’s bothering me.
Me: Gee, I wonder what that’s like?