Another FB Post

Myles: Eat?
Me: Go eat the muffin I gave you.
Myles: No.
Me: It has chocolate chips in it.
Myles: No.
Me: *thinking*
Me: It has candy in it.
Myles: *face lights up like a disco ball* YEAH! *runs away to consume banana chocolate chip muffin*

I mean, it also has zucchini. Which is probably why he initially refused breakfast.

Another FB Post

Once again stolen from my adult daughters Facebook page.

*putting KB to bed*
KB: Mommy, will you check my closet and bed for monsters?
Me: You know what deters monsters?
KB: *clearly distrustful* What?
Me: A clean room.
KB: You’re just saying that to get me to clean my room.
Me: Is it working?
KB: *jaunty glare* No. Now check for the monsters and go.