In the borrowed Facebook Status below KB is my Granddaughter, and Me is my Daughter. This stuff happens all the time. Sometimes some of them just need to be documented for the purpose of preserving them for the future.
KB: Turn on a movie for me.
KB: Fine. Go to bed. One…two…three! Why are you not in your bed?
Me: Bc you can’t tell me what to do.
KB: Well, we are playing house. I’m the mom. Honey, would you like to watch TV? I’ll turn it on for you. Or you could do it yourself.
KB: Are you laughing at me? That’s it. You’re going to sleep RIGHT NOW.
This kid is sly. She also has learned how to mom somewhere. I can’t imagine who from.
Meal time at my daughters house the other day. KB (granddaughter) comes up with yet another head shaking moment. This is yet again another of my adult daughters Facebook status driven by real life moments.
Me, to my daughter: You eat your dinner. You don’t eat, then you don’t get a dessert or snack or ANYTHING for the rest of the night.
*An hour later*
Me: *finds KB in the bathroom, guiltily eating her strawberry flavored toothpaste* Well, played, child. Well played.
As many of you know, I sometimes post the rather funny Facebook status’s of my adult daughter. The posts are funny because they almost always are quotes from her 4, going on 24 year old daughter.
The child is too smart for her age and comes up with some witty and funny quotes out of the blue. Below is yet another one:
KB: *referencing her brother* Mommy, can you put this child to bed? He’s bothering me.
Me: Gee, I wonder what that’s like?
This conversation just happened between my daughter Faith, and my granddaughter.
Back story here is that Faith always gets her niece Kaydi Belle to do things for her by giving her a quarter to put in her piggy bank.
Faith: Hey Kaydi Belle, I’ll give going quarter to throw that away for me.
KB: Uhh, I don’t want quarters anymore……i want diamonds.
Yep I got the, “Hey you” text the other day. I was asked by a parent if I would take a team picture of my daughters soccer team. She told me that the boosters club was having a raffle in the next month and they needed a team picture for the basket made up by the team to be raffled off.
Of course I said yes. What can you do its for charity, right? I had to come up with something quick. I was only given about 10 minutes before the game warm ups to get the team shot.
18 teen aged girls. How do you get them to follow instructions and then pay attention. Almost impossible,, especially in a ten minute time span. On top of that the location was at the field, on a very sunny day. Lighting was absolutely terrible. Oh the struggle. I gave it try and came out with a few that were good enough for the raffle I guess.